The Cheat You Can Eat Between Meals

I was watching the first ever episode of That's Life the other day - I'm paid to do that kind of thing now, doncha know - and in the first item, Bob Wellings holds up one of the 'new, improved' Milky Way bars.

Now, I know that the memory cheats, and that we often feel that chocolate bars were bigger when we were kids because, well, we were smaller then. But look at it. Just LOOK at it. That's the size of one of those 'double bars' (the ones they introduced after the 'King-sized' bars were accused of contributing to obesity).

And the Milky Way was one of the smaller chocolate bars too. No wonder you can eat one between meals without ruining your appetite. Sneaky bastards.