09 August, 2009

Please, Sir - Can We Have Some Sperm?

I've not really discussed the Jacko thing - it's been overdone by everyone else and all I could think is that for a man who's been vilified as having an useasy relationship with young boys for over a decade, dying was possibly the best, sanest career move he could have made. That's not to undermine his achievements as a performer and artist, but with all of the various operations he'd submitted himself (way more than the two he admitted to), plus the possibility that even just a tenth of the health-obsessive rumours about him might be true, he can't have been in the best of health for a long time anyway. He was a virtual recluse whose list of 'friends' appear to be the kind of people that, individually, you'd worry about, but as a collective they sturck me as being a particularly destabilising influence on aman whose mildest actions earned him the monicker 'Wacko'.

But now, The News of the Screws reports that former child star Mark Lester has stepped forward to identify himself as the possible father of one of Jackson's children.

Oliver Twist fathered Jackson's fair-skinned, blue-eyed daughter, Paris?

This story surely can't get any weirder without the help of Santa Claus, Spider-Man and Gary 'Whatchoo talking' 'bout, Willis?' Coleman's involement. Though I'm not sure Gary Coleman's real, so I won't hold my breath for that.

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