Polly Wolly Doodle

This blogging lark is such a burden when you imagine someone's reading your nonsense. But tonight I discovered that there's software available to big corporations to discover what the blogsphere has been saying without actually anyone from the corporation reading what you've actually written.

So, for those of you out there who require a daily ejaculation (aka 'wankers'), there now follows a round of YouTube links, starting with Sesame Street, doing 'Do the Right Thing':




And this is a staggering clip from the actual film, involving an amazing litany of racist diatribe:



Meanwhile, in this Microsoft, McDonalds, ITV, Sky News, Coca Cola, Mattel, Manchester United, Adidas-addicted world, this might really help to mess up the stats of globalisation. Or, indeed, not.