27 August, 2007

Heinous Crimelord! ZOMG!

On the upside, a visiting friend left his iPod at our flat on Saturday morning. On the downside, he stole the latest copy of Doctor Who Magazine from our living room, claiming he thought it was his. We don't believe him, do we, children?

Witnesses say he looks like trouble and sounds like fun. Oh, and that he claims to like London... honest!

"I hadn't even read 'The Time Team' yet, said one witness, while another simply burbled something about little plastic men.

The police have been informed.

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